Ye ek portfolio hai, judgement panel nahi. Ismein satire, parody, exaggeration aur gyaarah saal ka design trauma hai. Ise dekhna poori tarah voluntary hai. Jin recruiters ko clean, minimal, white-background portfolio chahiye — unhe aage na badhne ki salah di jaati hai.
Saare case studies, timelines aur "ye toh ek din ka kaam tha" wale claims comedic performances hain, thodi si exaggeration ke saath. Koi bhi content factual, defamatory ya malicious nahi hai, aur ye sirf Gaurav Pandey ki personal opinions hain — unke employer, unki team, unke clients ya unke printer ki nahi.
Kisi client, recruiter, stakeholder ya "bas ek chhota sa change" bolne wale insaan ko theth karne ka iraada nahi hai. Koi bhi resemblance purely comedic hai. Especially us aadmi se jo raat ke teen baje WhatsApp par "urgent" likhta hai.
Is site mein dikhaye gaye deadlines, chaudah revisions, aur final_final_v9_APPROVED.psd real events par based ho sakte hain. Viewers ko inhe replicate, imitate ya reproduce karne ki salah nahi di jaati.
Aage explicit design opinions, Comic Sans ke khilaaf strong language, aur roast-style commentary hai jo kuch viewers ko offensive lag sakta hai — khaaskar agar aapne kabhi logo ko "thoda aur pop" karne ko kaha ho.
Wo recruiter jisne "we'll get back to you" bola tha, aaj panel mein nahi hai. Usne saare feedback jokes personally le liye aur audience mein ja ke baith gaya.
Design Manager — Graphic Design, UI/UX & Video at EaseMyTrip, Delhi NCR. There since June 2018, 11+ years overall, leading a 13-member team across three disciplines and 13+ sub-brands. Google Certified UX Designer.